1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:
Gifted!
2.
Q: How do blonde's brain cells die?
A:
Alone.
3.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A:
Pregnant.
4.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A:
Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
5.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair
brunette?
A:
Artificial intelligence.
6.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1:
(Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2:
By doing the splits.
7.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A:
Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left
leg?
A:
Nothing. They've never met.
9.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A:
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A:
After a dye job.
11.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the
plane?
A1:
She'd just dyed her hair.
A2:
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want
it blown around too much.
12.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A:
To catch everything that goes over their heads.
13.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A:
You can park in the handicap zone.
14.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A:
An IN-body experience!
15.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A:
They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
16.
Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer
killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in
common?
A:
Put either of 'em in a car and they are fucked.
17.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A:
Humpme Dumpme.
18.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A:
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
19.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A:
Shine a torch in her ears.
20.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A:
It takes too long to retrain them.
21.
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A:
There's whiteout on the screen.
Q2:
How can you tell if another blonde's been using the
computer?
A:
There's writing on the whiteout.
22.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A:
You only have to punch information into a computer
once.
23.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A:
You don't know how much either of them mean to you
until they go down on you.
24.
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A:
She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel
9.
25.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A:
(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!
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